Christopher Jordan Dorner and Intellectual Exile

I've been in intellectual exile the past week and haven't been paying attention to what's going on outside of this thing called a dissertation. 

So a couple thoughts:

First off I'd like to give a heads up to Kathleen Wynne.  Why?  Cause Peter Ram has already trademarked a "woman by my side".

Then I'd like to tell Mr. Chapstick to go into hiding.  Why?  Read the story here about Christopher Jordan Dorner (no relation on the first name).  And who knows if he's actually dead.