This is only a quick rant. Why? Because I think this is a stupid issue not worth more than a few lines. I say we not only ban tanning bed use for anyone under the age of 18, but I also think we shouldn't let them go outside between the hours of 8am to 9pm from May to October.
Seriously. We've got people chopping off heads in Germany; got cannibals sending body parts to schools and getting caught googling themselves in Germany (what's up with Germany lately?); got face eating zombies high on epsom salts; and we're most worried about creating a new race of oompa loompas.
On second thought, maybe it is a good idea.