Wednesday, October 17, 2012

What I've Been Up To Lately

Yup, I haven't posted in a while, but I've been doing a few things the past week or so.

I spoke at a conference at Michigan State University (with Juli and Matt):

Exercised my rights as a (temporary) American citizen (half off assault rifles when you buy a pair of shoes):

Ran the Soctiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon:

Forced Mr. McGuinty to quit his job after telling him that no one wanted to play with him at recess anymore:

And went to New York to remind Obama that those two things dangling between his legs were his balls, and to slap Romney in the face with them.


  1. I knew you had something to do with McGuinty quitting!

  2. LoL We understand that you're busy, but I missed the jokes!

  3. Hey man, I gotta go out in the world and get material for this blog. I can't just make stuff up.