I spoke at a conference at Michigan State University (with Juli and Matt):
Exercised my rights as a (temporary) American citizen (half off assault rifles when you buy a pair of shoes):
Ran the Soctiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon:
Forced Mr. McGuinty to quit his job after telling him that no one wanted to play with him at recess anymore:
And went to New York to remind Obama that those two things dangling between his legs were his balls, and to slap Romney in the face with them.