Please watch this video in its entirety. Please.
And why did he have to be Black? And why did it have to be Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson? Why? Anyone who changes their name to something cool should get a free pass from the law. Metta World Peace? Go beat up some fans (again), my friend.
Think about the kids, Chad. The kids, dammit!
I wonder if he had kissed him on the lips if he would've gone to jail. Hmmmm.
And maybe that bailiff who was breaking down laughing on video should go to jail too. And why is everyone in the courtroom Black? So many questions. So many questions.