I've had a roller-coaster of a summer. Here are a couple of life lessons I've learned:
"In the job market, just like in the animal kingdom, the youngest/prettiest/most-charming/most-cutthroat will survive. And be your boss."
"Gentlemen (and ladies). Do not let what's in between your legs drive you. You'll only end up in a ditch with a broken leg."
"Being good at one thing is the same as being good at nothing: unless the people around you care, your achievements are irrelevant."