I'm not trying to be blasphemous or facetious, but for those who haven't heard, tomorrow - May 21st - is Judgment Day and the second coming of Jesus Christ. No need for me to even put my two cents in. Why? Because "the Bible guarantees it".
And for those that want a little more objective coverage of the end of the world (which is actually in October. For those heathens out there, you got time to get those tattoos removed or convert to another religion that believes the world ain't coming to an end.)
I'm not one to tell people what they should or shouldn't believe in, so here's an option for all the pet owners out there who are worried what will happen after "you step up to Jesus":
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind...Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
Stranger things have happened.