So I sat looking from my apartment window trying to see what kind of puppy it was. I thought it strange - and a little cool - that it was a white weiner dog. Then I realized that the weiner dog was walking a little strange. Its movements were a little "un-dog" like. Then I realized that this young guy, wearing $150 Nike Airmax running shoes, had a ferret on a leash. Yes, a ferret. A giant rat on a leash.
So this has prompted me to make a list of things/animals approved by Christopher Stuart Taylor that can be walked on a leash:
If you have the slightest inclination to put your cat, bunny, lizard, goldfish, spouse, or anything living or otherwise on a leash and walk them in public, think twice.