Friday, December 2, 2011

White Girls Gone Bad

Old White women usually grab their purse when people like me walk by them on the street.  I'd bet that 9 out of 10 people lock their car doors when a street kid approaches them at a stop light.

Me, on the other hand, is terrified when I walk through the mall on a Saturday afternoon and a group of Britney Spears look-a-likes come giggling past me.

Don't let the giggles fool you.  Behind that pale skin, crystal (meth) blue eyes, and children of the corn blonde hair, lies a deep sinister evil.  And I'm not talking about that Linda Blair from The Exorcist made up kind of evil.

I'm talking about real killers.  Real cold hearted White women that would kill you (or their own child) without even thinking twice.  I mean we talk about racial profiling and all that jazz, but I think it's time that the cops start pulling over people that look like Christina Aguilera and Taylor Swift.

Check some of these real life "White Girls Gone Bad" cases:

Amanda Knox

Ya, she looks like you'd buy some Girl Guide cookies from her, but whether she raped and killed her British roommate in Italy or not, this women is cold as ice.

Casey Anthony

Living in London, I live in fear of someone like her kidnapping me in broad daylight, killing me, stuffing me in a car, then leaving my dead body to rot while she's out drinking on Richmond Row.  Well, while a jury this past summer said she didn't kill her child, why didn't she report her death to police?  I guarantee that 10 out of 10 parents would rather let her babysit their kid before even letting me in their house.

Karla Homolka

The name and face pretty well speak for themselves.  And she was 20 when she and Bernardo raped her own sister.  She's now free living in the Caribbean under the alias Leanne Teale.

Think about it the next time you cross the street when you see a person like me coming and then remember who you left your kids with at daycare.


  1. I didn't know that about Homolka. She terrifies me, and I think that I would run screaming if I saw her on the beach while I was on vacation. *shudder*

  2. Man, they got plenty of potential Homolkas just walking down the street.