Is it just me, or is the Local about the same colour as the Slovakian Fashion Designer?
Here's the gist of the story: Bolt is - supposedly - dating a White Ryerson graduate from Slovakia by-way-of Canada named Lubica Slovak (Slovak from Slovakia? Like being named Christopher Nigger from Nigeria). Lubica's a fashion designer and good friends of one of my favourite Jamaican artistes, Tami Chynn. Long story short, there are some Jamaicans out there who are vex (upset, angry) that Bolt got some money and went White. (If Lubica happens to stumble on this post, please clarify the shoddy reporting in the article.)
So since it's a lead up to the Olympics, I've decided to make a list of Black Jamaican approved women for Mr. Bolt to date. This list is in no particular order.
Patra: Lubica, I hope you can dip and fall back.
Lady Saw: Lubica, she'll take your man.
Tanya Stephens: Lubica, it's a pity you're White. I wonder if you were a White Jamaican how that would roll?
Portia Simpson-Miller: If the Prime Minister can dibble dabble in the White foreign pool, I think you're alright.